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lackingcoffee:

I have to say this is one of my favorite videos on the internet.

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mr-derp-herpin:

cheskasmagicshire:

i-sharpened-my-knife-and:

drswriting:

spoilersandhandcuffs:

bakerboyswag:

theghostparty:

theconsultingbitch:

the-little-tardis-that-could:

adora-bloodthirsty:

cicerosexual:

captaincondom:

loliface:

cesarfazat:

kurosu:

phantomdoodler:

Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?

yeah really
this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…”
well shit maybe i would
you don’t know me

The first comment. 

even before seeing the comments
i thought
im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you

above comment

only 22?

more like 100

This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME
YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

That’s like the anti-piracy ads John Green was talking about.
‘You wouldn’t download bacon!’
YES, YES I WOULD.

Who are you to tell me what I will and will not eat? Maybe ill just drink 22 packs of sugar maybe i’ll eat them i don’t care dammit

Why am I drinking 22 packs of sugar? ‘Cos it tastes pretty damn good.

Tumblr, I fucking love you. Don’t ever change.

I have eaten 22 packs of sugar and this advert offends me.



I’ve ate and drank 22 packets of sugar before

mr-derp-herpin:

cheskasmagicshire:

i-sharpened-my-knife-and:

drswriting:

spoilersandhandcuffs:

bakerboyswag:

theghostparty:

theconsultingbitch:

the-little-tardis-that-could:

adora-bloodthirsty:

cicerosexual:

captaincondom:

loliface:

cesarfazat:

kurosu:

phantomdoodler:

Why do you assume I wouldn’t eat twenty-two packs of sugar?

yeah really

this is like those anti-music piracy ads that are like “YOU WOULDN’T STEAL A CAR…

well shit maybe i would

you don’t know me

The first comment. 

even before seeing the comments

i thought

im pretty sure i would eat 22 packs of sugar thank you

above comment

only 22?

more like 100

This assumption that I wouldn’t eat twenty two packets of sugar offends me greatly.

YOU DON’T KNOW ME

YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE

That’s like the anti-piracy ads John Green was talking about.

‘You wouldn’t download bacon!’

YES, YES I WOULD.

Who are you to tell me what I will and will not eat? Maybe ill just drink 22 packs of sugar maybe i’ll eat them i don’t care dammit

Why am I drinking 22 packs of sugar? ‘Cos it tastes pretty damn good.

Tumblr, I fucking love you. Don’t ever change.

I have eaten 22 packs of sugar and this advert offends me.

I’ve ate and drank 22 packets of sugar before

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inesanity:

lesbroh:

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